An EastEnders gay bar? I am worried


Ian Beale will end up on a microscooter, and then all will be lost ‘ EastEnders should not move with the times.

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Am I worried because the revenue potential for an EastEnders gay bar is extraordinarily low, given that there only tends to be one same-sex couple on the show every six or seven years, and their love is always full of torment and anguish, which doesn’t automatically lend itself to happy-hour fun times? Yes.

EastEnders is an illusion that resides in an alternate reality, and I’m worried that this attempt to reconcile it to the real world will destroy it. Because where does it stop? First there’s a gay bar, but then what? Will the street market get binned off in favour of a vegan farmers’ market? Will all the railway arches suddenly start to house artisan gin distilleries? Will most of the square get demolished so that an objectively evil property developer can construct a luxury high-rise full of ’20m apartments doomed to for ever sit empty because nobody can afford them.

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  • Publisher: the Guardian
  • Date: 2019-01-02T10:42:36.000Z
  • Author: Stuart Heritage
  • Twitter: @guardian
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