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Sarri at Juventus: meet Cristiano Ronaldo’s new boss! – UEFA.com
Jun 16th, 2019 13:30 UTC Sarri at Juventus: meet Cristiano Ronaldo’s new boss!  UEFA.com

“When a player is having fun, they play twice as well,” reckons Maurizio Sarri. Will he bring joy to Juventus? Article top media *content*. Maurizio Sarri is taking .

On This Day in 2009: Cristiano Ronaldo Signs for Real Madrid from Manchester United – 90min
(Jun 2019) On This Day in 2009: Cristiano Ronaldo Signs for Real Madrid from Manchester United  90min

Ten years ago, on June 11 2009, Real Madrid announced one of the most successful signings in the history of modern football. Manchester United man .

How a fake story about Cristiano Ronaldo donating €1.5 million to Palestinians for Ramadan spread – Mondoweiss
(since May, 2019) How a fake story about Cristiano Ronaldo donating €1.5 million to Palestinians for Ramadan spread  Mondoweiss

Did Cristiano Ronaldo really donate €1.5 million to Palestinians for Ramadan? The short answer: no. The long answer, however, is more interesting.

Juventus News: Cristiano Ronaldo thanks fans for ‘wonderful welcome’ after first season in Serie A – Goal.com
(Jun 2019) Juventus News: Cristiano Ronaldo thanks fans for ‘wonderful welcome’ after first season in Serie A  Goal.com

Cristiano Ronaldo has thanked the fans of Juventus and Portugal as he looked back on a successful first season in Italy.

Check Out The 1st Car Cristiano Ronaldo Purchased As An 18yo – Soccer Laduma
(Jun 2019) Check Out The 1st Car Cristiano Ronaldo Purchased As An 18yo  Soccer Laduma

Cristiano Ronaldo may be an owner of some of the most expensive vehicles in the world, but his love for cars no doubt began somewhere. Do you know what .

Wayne Rooney Claims Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo Wouldn’t Improve Manchester United – 90min
(Jun 2019) Wayne Rooney Claims Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo Wouldn’t Improve Manchester United  90min

​Former Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney has claimed that superstars such as Lionel Messi, Gareth Bale, Sergio Ramos and former Red Devil .

Brazil Boss: Neymar Behind Only Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo – Soccer Laduma
(Jun 2019) Brazil Boss: Neymar Behind Only Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo  Soccer Laduma

Brazil coach Tite lamented the absence of Neymar for the Copa America tournament, and in doing so, labelled the Paris Saint-Germain superstar as the .

Teenager João Félix drawing comparisons to Cristiano Ronaldo – INQUIRER.net
(Jun 2019) Teenager João Félix drawing comparisons to Cristiano Ronaldo  INQUIRER.net

PORTO, Portugal — When João Félix first found himself in the same locker room as Cristiano Ronaldo, he said it felt like being in a video game. “It was weird.

‘Cristiano Ronaldo & Lionel Messi A Class Above The Rest!’ – Soccer Laduma
(Jun 2019) ‘Cristiano Ronaldo & Lionel Messi A Class Above The Rest!’  Soccer Laduma

After Cristiano Ronaldo’s hat-trick for Portugal this week, a Premier League star has claimed that Juventus superstar and FC Barcelona captain Lionel Messi are .

Why Man United must be p*ssed off at Cristiano Ronaldo… – Football365.com
(Jun 2019) Why Man United must be p*ssed off at Cristiano Ronaldo .   Football365.com

Football365 – Cristiano Ronaldo had better be ready for some Man United ‘wrath’. And HERE COME THE BAPS.

Portugal 3-1 Switzerland: ‘Genius’ Cristiano Ronaldo hat-trick seals Nations League final place
(Jun 2019)   BBC Sport

Manager Fernando Santos calls hat-trick hero Cristiano Ronaldo “a genius” as Portugal reach the Nations League final with victory over Switzerland in Porto.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Fans Left Bemused By Star’s Latest Insta Posts
(Jun 2019)   Gentside UK

The Juventus football player has once again sparked controversy with his latest Instagram post. We have all the details for you! Cristiano Ronaldo is an .

Toe Poke Daily: Cristiano Ronaldo and Lewis Hamilton chop it up at Monaco Grand Prix
(since May, 2019)   ESPN.co.uk

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